so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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