I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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