Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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