My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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