this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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