She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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