I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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