Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Randomize