i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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