He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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