Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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