bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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