That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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