Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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