But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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