i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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