Its about making memories worth repressing
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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