is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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