who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't think brook has ever known best
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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