another moral hangover. fuck.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you made out with another girl for some wings
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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