His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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