I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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