Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
