Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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