i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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