one might say we're banned from that church
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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