I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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