Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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