you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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