Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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