Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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