Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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