I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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