tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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