I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you traded sex for a burrito?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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