so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
