Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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