I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
