38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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