Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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