is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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