with your own penis?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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