My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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