Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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