I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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