He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
should my penis look like a turkey
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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