I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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