people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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