I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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