we made out on top of his cat.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Someone signed my nipple.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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