college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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