I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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