And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.