my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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