I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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