im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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