I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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